Come check out David Shrigley's croc with a cock. For no other reason that it rhymes, it's rude and it's a great reason to let the croc with a cock look after your keys in the form of an enamel key ring. An accessory with an appendage, croc with a cock will be the envy of all your non cocked croc keyring carrying friends.

Enamel keyring measuring 8 cm x 1 cm.